Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

prince poop

the greatest math teacher in all the land. prince poop can find derivatives like the rest of them, he also has huge sex appeal

prince poop, how do i find the derivative of this problem??

by I know the real pronxe March 25, 2024

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024

Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024

Lolli-poop

The act of taking a poop and sucking on a lollipop at the same time.

After two morning espressos, Kristen had to urgently run to the bathroom for a Lolli-poop.

by Low and slow May 11, 2024

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024