why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

Give to me your penis

When you require his penis but he has declined your polite request so now it shall be taken forcefully

Give to me your penis No ok mort take it from him

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

seth has a big penis

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

Look at That seth has a big penis

by Knifestar123 July 23, 2019

the original pussy penis island

THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police June 1, 2021

giant flaming walrus penis

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!

PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!

by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015

Other-Persons-Penis-Phobia

Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...

I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife

by Kama June 27, 2006

Fat Nigger penis 69

When a African male has a nigger penis

Yo fat nigger penis 69 yo the porn vids

by Penismanbutthole July 10, 2020