National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

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National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

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national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

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National arch pic day

Send this to anyone and they have to respond with an arch pic

Its national arch pic day.

by The behemoth of rizz November 24, 2024

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National Send Nudes Day

December 3th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*

by AlmaGyerek December 3, 2020

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