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This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

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Half Life

Best fictional masterpiece of all time

"Half life is the best fictional masterpiece of all time"

by Eobix November 13, 2022

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The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.

'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.

by OGH Savage November 17, 2022

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life

person1: here you go a tiket

mam_ yayy

mam_ i hit the lato

person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one

mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs

homeless man_ can i have some change

the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run

white cop: mam i need you to step out the car

mam: fuck off

white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo

every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket

by kokokokooookokokjhubnmlkubjfhg November 21, 2022

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