John: I only got 3 paid this month, how bout you?
Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.
Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.
by Breadmaker45688 July 28, 2022

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
by kytasphobic July 27, 2024

Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022

Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
by Gonzorino September 9, 2020
