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People ACT as though the value of this has conditional and proximal elements. Which means I was (once again) CORRECT! Right again idiots! How you like that? You're going to have to start calling me Captain Always-Right.
Not Captain Always-Right "If life doesn't have intrinsic value, what's wrong with exploitation?"

Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
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Pro-life

A vastly misunderstood definition. People who have actually taken middle school biology and passed the embryology unit. People who can name the seven characteristics of any living thing. Lastly, people who have enough common sense to apply that knowledge to real life observations.
Protestor: my body my choice!
Pro-lifer: the baby’s body is not your body. *points to your local library* go read a biology textbook bandwagoner.
by stellar_mushroom July 19, 2022
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Life...

Life is about FucK1Ng Santhosh and Dhairya so hard until they finally will engulf us men in cream. Santhosh and Dhairya created this biological weapon knows as the URANUS cannon which shits- i mean shoots out replicas of the planet URANUS from the a$$ which looks like a black hole about to sug on sum cum. we will support for the supreme pride of sucking. I WILL CREATE THE SUCKING EMPIRE! Santhosh can be ranked to "Pwincess of suck" while Dhairya can be "Emperor suck". I will be known as the...ONE...who has the ability to suck like a black hole ;))))))))))
Life is inspirational...it is such a valuable gift from me...yes I gave yall life...yeah so cherish life with cumplete suction passion.
by Fateh Dar July 21, 2022
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rawdoggin life

keith carridian will let anyone rawdoggin life him.
by Cumdepsority July 21, 2022
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life span of people with big foreheads

15 if lucky hopefully earlier because yall are annoying
Hey how long will u live?
I have a big forehead so maybe 15!
The life span of people with big foreheads
by Titi101 July 22, 2022
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Life

It is a lie
Mate,I have been fed up with life lately,its an absolute lie.
by Loltharunthegreat July 23, 2022
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Life

If I don't have one then what (exactly) did everyone memorize?
Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."

Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"

Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."

Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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