After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream
by spectre729 July 29, 2019

John: I only got 3 paid this month, how bout you?
Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.
Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.
by Breadmaker45688 July 28, 2022

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023
