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2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though
by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011
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1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments
2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him
1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments
2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him
1.) RJ was never invited to weddings due to a unruly dick
2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks
2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks
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1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008
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Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.
"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."
"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."
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