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Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores
Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class
by nottomjoe November 23, 2021
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Joe

The average man who goes to the bar to eat 87 nails and 7 push pins to blow of some steam from a fight with his gf
Bartender-Hey joe you want the normal Joe- ya. Bartender- All right common right up.
by Ishd November 6, 2021
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Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.
Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting
by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023
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Joe Pesci Syndrome

Similar to Napoleon Complex, the Joe Pesci syndrome is a result of appearing vulnerable, (ie. Short, scrawny, Nerdy) in a hostile environment, and being hyper violent as compensation. People with Joe Pesci syndrome do not attack to hurt, they attack to show everyone else, why not to provoke them. Someone with JPS, is not above fighting dirty, using weapons , or having others come and intimidate people for them just to prove a point. JPS rarely start issues, but they are inclined to end them.
“Dude, I would not keep fucking with Troy. He might be small, but he choked out Cory on the bus, on some Joe Pesci Syndrome shit.”

“I know I freaked out at the bar, but you know what it’s like being small, I got Joe Pesci syndrome.”
by Jordi slang April 14, 2024
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Joe mama

A joke that isn't funny. Stop using it. Please
by yeahmanIwatchthehub November 15, 2021
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Joe

NEVER ASK WHO JOE IS AS THE PERSON WHO SAID IT MAY RESPOND WITH “Joe Mama” CAUSING YOU TO HAVE A STROKE AND FUCKING DIE
Jesus: have you heated of that Joe kid from down the street?
Xxxtentacion: no who is he?
Jesus: Joe Mama lmfao get bent over kid
Xxxtentacion: *screaming in pain*
by domiskiqe is here September 21, 2019
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A Joe Reason

Something so idiotically moronic spoken/written that any and all who read/hear it should instantly ignore, forget and move on swiftly.
"Why didn't he like X?"
"Ah don't worry dude, he gave me a Joe reason"
"I've already forgotten him"
by Pattsey December 14, 2021
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