Daft Guy

A person who is just stupid, not in terms of how smart they are but just in terms of common sense.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.

"For goodness sake Peter you DAFT GUY"

by ChulzDaDaftGuy March 24, 2024

obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

costco guys

People who soullessly walk around costco with nothing behind their majestic eyes, and eat chicken baked and a double chunk chocolate cookie.

Hey look at those costco guys right there with their chicken bake.

by skibidigyattlordrizzler March 26, 2024

Central AC guy

Definition: "Central air conditioner" or "Central AC" is a term used to describe certain individuals who cross boundaries in terms of being overly affectionate. Specific behaviors include acting as a friend but displaying excessive intimacy, excessive care, and overly familiar gestures that appear to outsiders as crossing the line. However, these individuals insist that it's merely ordinary friendliness and small talk. Even if they have a girlfriend, they continue to maintain relationships that hover in a gray area. However, those who receive this affection don't find it repulsive and actually enjoy the mildly ambiguous feeling. If there's mutual attraction, they might misconstrue the other person's intentions as romantic and develop feelings in return.

Girl 1: How's ur interaction with Jake
Girl 2: omfg he such a Central AC guy, ugh

or

Girl 3: So, what were you guys talking about?

Girl 2 : Oh, just discussing John's behavior lately. He's been acting an ac guy.

Girl 3: Really? How so?

Girl 2: Well, he's been overly friendly, you know? Always wanting to hang out and being a bit too touchy-feely.

Girl 1 : Exactly! And did you notice how he treats his girlfriend? It's like he doesn't even realize he's crossing boundaries.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's pretty uncomfortable to witness. I wonder if she's okay with it.

Girl 1: I doubt it. But what's strange is how everyone seems to enjoy his company despite all that. It's like they're attracted to the uncertainty.

by Your pseudonym2444666668888888 March 29, 2024

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

Number guy

That one average dude that uses $urban (then a number) in cubiie his chat wat too much for no reason

Muga it's number guy

by Average zim April 1, 2024

Vacuum Guy

Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'

'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'

'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'

by timeforacatnap April 1, 2024