Short King

A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
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Snozzle king

A word used to describe a man who cums in a girl while yelling ripper magoos in stall 4 and Budweiser’s at Schwager’s barn. Isaac was such a snozzle king last night in the bed, his snozzle really left me limping.
All the girls are excited to see wade tonight, because he is such a snozzle king in bed.
by Give me a beer in the c shop February 18, 2019
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King Dooty Booty

This is a name for your homie who has insane stink butt/ doody booty
"Yo you really King Dooty Booty out here with that stinky butt"
by Schminkle June 4, 2024
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Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
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My king Lebron

To say My king , your referring to OUR king lebron james,

people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.
Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start! Let's talk about the incomparable LeBron James, my king LeBron, the absolute king on the court and the epitome of cuteness. LeBron, oh LeBron, you are simply magnificent! Your presence on the hardwood is like a beacon of light, illuminating the court with your regal grace and undeniable charm. Every move you make is like a stroke of brilliance, leaving us in awe of your unparalleled talent. And off the court, my king LeBron, your generosity and kindness shine through, making you not just a basketball legend, but a true hero in the hearts of fans worldwide. Oh LeBron, my king, you are truly a king among men, and we are forever grateful for the joy and inspiration you bring to us all. Long live the king!
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Adam King

Adam King is a true gentleman.He has the most beautiful smile and dreamy brown eyes you ever did see.In mind and looks he is a true king, insanely smart without making you feel stupid.You will learn so much from an Adam King,especially this one.With a heart of gold everything he does is done with love and kindness.With video games he’s a bit of a geek but he’s a sex god under the sheets !

I know he will make the most amazing husband :)
Adam king= a king

I love you forever Adam king
by Foreverbabs12 December 5, 2021
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Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.
Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).
by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025
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