fat wreck

A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.

A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.

"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"

"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."

OR,

"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."

by GabbaGee May 26, 2016

The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.

Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man

by BeijingMo May 12, 2010

Fat Whore

Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk

The Premier of Queensland is a fat whore

by CoolSunfish December 6, 2021

fat dough

Dope delivery fast and correctly.

Give me super fat dough like Pablo Escobar.

by Anredeys June 26, 2017

Arron fat head

Arron fat head

Look Arron fat head is over there

Wobble bobble

by King kev 84 December 13, 2023

Fat Hands

A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.

Fat Hands is going to fuck this shit up.

by SapBoy May 19, 2018

Fat manic

When a fat guy gets a big ego and then calls a completely healthy girl fat.

Dude that girl is 5’5” and weighs 135 pounds but my ex weighed 100 , she’s so fat!

Dude no 135 isn’t fat , your ex was just anorexic. Plus look in the mirror. How fat manic are you?

by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023