your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.

Dylan’s Mom is so funny!

by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by ur mom ur mom ur mom November 9, 2021

your mom

Your mom was an old school classic of a come back and might me still ro this day. But do NOT use if there mom is dead or if they want to forget there mom. But it is still a joke so don't tack so seriously.

What is 37÷5=your mom

by Ummmm something that is named March 27, 2022

your mom

A joke - Your mother - used to roast people

Joke: LOGAN-PAUL: who's that YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom

by Omyx March 20, 2022