Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.

"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!

by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025

Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE

A corruption of a line in the song American Pie, used in past tense reference to getting dangerously close to a Boiling Liquid Evaporating Vapor Explosion. Such explosions are often delayed for some time after the start of a fire heating a closed vessel containing liquid. The fire makes a telltale plume that draws spectators, who often bring their video cameras, and then the container bursts, producing the BLEVE.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE...

I drove my Chevy to the BLEVE and melted my sunglasses.

by Stimpleton J Cat December 9, 2013

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further

by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS

A skibidi little viet boy.

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS WANT DA PHO

by Sigma nga October 22, 2025

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

Josh, Blent, or Logan

These are three names that all men can be categorized into. Those who are determined to be a Josh carry the characteristics of all 'J' name- negative connotation to these names and can never be a positive experience for a girl. A Blent isn't for everyone- has an underlying cocky ego that may not present itself at first but is blindingly obvious once noticed. Blent's aren't the brightest of the bunch and don't necessarily mean to do harm. Logan's are normal people that know how to treat people with respect and have rational and mature mindsets.

"Are they a Josh, Blent, or Logan?"
"Oh he seems to definitely be a Blent, kind of obsessed with himself."

by moneybigdickweed November 21, 2021