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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
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hawk n tee

Combination mohawk, haircut and a goatee beard.
Dood, you're looking way cool with your hawk n tee.
by Jimmy the Dick April 23, 2009
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Lindsay's N ic-hole

Lindsay has run through all her husband's friends and now her coochie is a N ic-hole of the entire Navy seaman
She's such a slut. I bet her coochie is a busted up Lindsay's N ic-hole
by NACHObidniz February 13, 2025
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Plug n Tug

Is that embarrassing moment when the part of your butt plug which is supposed to stay on the outside somehow no longer is on the outside. You now have a full-blown foreign object in your rectum with little remedy to remove it. So now you have to reach in with at least two fingers as deep is required to grab the plug and tug it out of your rectum. Which after the amount of lubricant you used makes it a very slippery process.
I just had to do it it just all of a sudden it was all in there and I just had to man it out and reach in with a few fingers and Plug n Tug on it until it came out.
by LeoSin July 29, 2023
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N

A person who messes up with out realizing.
Person: I'm gonna ace this test. *Teacher hears it*
Teacher: You failed the test you must me a N.
by whathefawk December 2, 2020
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In-N-Out Stinker

When you are enjoying anal sex with a significant other and they start trying to push out a big 'ol stinker.
Yo I was slamming Rebecca in the ass and she started pullin off an In-N-Out Stinker and I just pulled out and washed my dick off. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.
by Phasmid9 September 5, 2017
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