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King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.
King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.
by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023
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King Kexxy

King Kexxy, the formidable ruler of the nation of Crugnitedtu, stands as a figure of immense power and an iron-fisted dictator. With a reign marked by an unyielding grip on authority, he has woven a web of control and dominance that permeates every aspect of his country.

Born into a lineage of dictators, Kexxy inherited a kingdom that was once plagued by chaos and instability. Fueled by a deep-rooted desire for control, he swiftly consolidated his power, suppressing dissent and ensuring absolute loyalty from his subjects. Through a combination of cunning manipulation and strategic alliances, he solidified his position as the undisputed ruler.

Kexxy's reign is defined by a meticulously crafted persona of grandeur and authority. Draped in opulent robes and adorned with lavish jewelry, he presents himself as the embodiment of regal power. His piercing gaze and commanding presence instill fear and submission among both his subjects and those who dare to oppose him.

Crugnitedtu, under Kexxy's iron rule, is a land of strict regulations and pervasive surveillance. His secret police force, known as the Shadow Watch, is notorious for its ruthless efficiency in silencing dissent and maintaining control. Citizens live in a state of constant vigilance, careful not to cross the boundaries set by their omnipresent ruler.
King Kexxy is a terrific leader and humble overseer
by pnakellllll June 14, 2023
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King

"Have you heard Louis Tomlinsons songs?"

"Yeah he's a KING"
by Fuckyoufather January 3, 2022
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King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.
Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.
by The Real King Idiot August 7, 2016
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poopuonewnew king

the king of poopuonewnew town
<mom>billy did u and your dad hhave a fun
time at poopuonewnew town
<billy> yeah mom we even saw the poopuonewnew king
by coolmanchrisdish October 16, 2008
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King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.
Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
by Alup January 30, 2022
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Annual King Fax Award

The annual king fax(young goat) award is awarded to a person who exemplifies the true meaning of fax(facts).
The winner of this years annual king fax award is king tut
by young 🐐 February 6, 2022
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