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Tough guy

A male, typically on the older spectrum, who feels the need to represent their masculinity -or "toughness"- at any given moment. They do this in a violent manner, often with threats, physical combat, destruction of property, etc. These people are always fighting for something incorrect which makes them disliked by normal people. Their natural habitat varies but they are most stereotypically associated with Walmart, parking lots, and other food/shopping chains.
"That guy's trying to fight an innocent person. He seems to want to assert male dominance here in this Walmart. He MUST be a tough guy."
by Dude with time. July 6, 2021
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Soft Guy Era

SOFT GUY ERA- is a Man who accepts whatever a women calls him but realizes he is a King that is focused building his Castle (which is his Purpose) up until a Woman proves herself worthy to him to enter his Castle (Which also is his Pockets, Penis & Protection)

🤴💸🧎 ♀️💅🏰
Example #1

Women : I find u attractive & I see ur intelligent n go to college

Soft Guy Era Men : Appreciate it n yeah I do

Women : soo y didn’t u say nothing to me?

SGE Men : Look If u don’t have a bag or a gesture for me I’m not going for that, Have a Nice day sweetheart🤴💅

*LOL this b*tch just said I look good n found out I’m smart tf I’m coming to u fo?*

Example #2

Women : wyd?

SGE Men : heading to get my cut

Women : Ouu, I bet u finna look good make sure u send picsss

SGE Men : You not gone cash app ? Zelle or AP me…why are we still talking about it n u not gone send me money? **who tf is this b*tch* **BLOCKED**

Example #3

SGE Men : New cut ya see it

Women : Let’s go out I’m tryna take u out To Ruth Chris

SGE Men : I just paid for a $100 haircut do I look like Ruth Chris ( bare minimum place to eat ) a$$ n*gga?

Do u got a $1000 for my next cut? or Are u taking me out to STK?

Example #4

Women : * hits DMs * I’m gon be in Miami Next weekend? 👀

SGE Men : Ok? Have fun 😎✌️ if u don’t have any plans to take me to a steakhouse remove yoself out my DMs

Example #5

Women : * posts $$$ driving Benz * * hits DMs * Let me take u out on a date

SGE Men : Where we going?

Women : I got reservations..Steak 48?

SGE MEN : Ok cool we can get steak

Women : Okayyy meet u there boo

SGE : I’m here wya

Women : pulling up

Also Women : * pulls up in a 05 toyota camry*

SGE Men :* Walks out restaurant *

* we talk to b*tches that drives i8s * * b*tch go to hell **BLOCKED**
by Soft Guy Era Movement April 10, 2024
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Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
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Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021
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TeleLatino Black Guy

A Black celebrity with Latin style or culture.
Bruno Mars is the perfect example of a teleLatino black guy
by Showman Pat December 5, 2018
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gui-toe

An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky
omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude
by cocklikr5 January 21, 2010
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non binary funny guy

Despite what the name might have you believe initially, this almost always applies to middle aged cishet white dudes.

(note that they don't have to be all of these to fit under the non binary funny guy umbrella but most non binary funny guys have these traits)

A non binary funny guy is a real life person,usually some kind of celebrity, who could be described as skrunkly or even scrimblo.

Non-binary people generally like to make jokes surrounding them treating them as a k-pop stan would treat their idols. They do this despite the fact that these people are just awkward white content creators/actors/etc.

It can be described as semi ironic depending on the funny guy and the person who finds the guy funny. There's no real concrete definition to this but it's recognizable when you see it.

examples include: jerma985 , Bob Odenkirk, Paul Dano (unfortunately) , Mads Mikkelson, etc.
"Holy shit jerma985 is so skrunkly"
"he's a non binary funny guy fr"
"he ate a shoe on stream he's so strange I love him"
by cabinet ass September 25, 2022
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