fat ass [bitch]

is a girl who has a really fat butt

the girl: OmG I'M sO ThIcK!!

her bff: no you are just a fat ass bitch

by cutywithabooty April 4, 2020

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020

fat jo

A fat lady called Johanna from Doon, Ballyb

Marianne did you see fat jo?

by Eoin446 April 17, 2020

“The Fat Man”

One of many slang uses for the word dad or father.

“The fat man” is on his way here, I’ll have to be going soon.

by darbell April 25, 2020

Fat Fuck

Jayden Tanner Le

“I want KFC” said Jayden. “You’re such a fat fuck” replied Jess.

by jtmeow April 28, 2020

Fat mood

When you feel fat, but you know you’re not, but you don’t mind and you just wanna sleep.

My body: “I feel fat”
Me: *doesn’t care*
My brain: “nevermindddd”
To be in a fat mood is to think about your weight in a bad way even though you are happy with your weight so you don’t mind.

by Funnyn April 29, 2020

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020