Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Fart Hazard

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.

Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.

by Rocket_Scooter August 31, 2017

Fart

A gaseous gas that comes from your gasshole

I like to fart
She ripped a nasty fart

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018

Vagina Blood Farts

A loose menstrual cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

Vagina Blood Farts

Loose Menstrual Cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

fart jiggle

An inside joke. No stranger shall say the two words together.

Did you blow a fart jiggle?

by M8Bit November 9, 2018

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018