Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

Double-Hand Grandslam

when you use two hands and hit it hard.

Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"

by Velcroeater202 March 19, 2018

Double D

The intimate relationship between two Daniels.

Double D just got officially married!

by DD Restoration Project December 29, 2024

Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017

Double Park

The act of an overweight woman positioning a portion of their body out of the frame of their profile picture.

Careful bro, that tinder babe is definitely double parking.

by poopoopeepee1233 July 7, 2022

double salty

When someone giving head is crying resulting in the production of two salty fluids.

Instead of Lube we used a double salty, her tears were enough.

by Drumming Monkey February 14, 2023

Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.

My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.

by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022