Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

N-Space Dog

A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.

I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?

by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011

Fry's Dog moment

A reference to a single episode of of the animated Matt Groening show, Futurama. The episode in question has a decidedly heart breaking and emotional ending that comes from nowhere. The term refers to getting caught off guard by an unexpectedly sad event that you didn't see coming.

I was talking to Sandy the other day on our date, and she was just kind of chattering on, but then she started talking about her Dad dying of Cancer. It got to me man, total Fry's Dog moment.

by Gueop June 21, 2011

Dog Face Wasted

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.

'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'

by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011

Cap Your Dog

a) A saying to call someone out on their lying ways

- What is said to someone who is lying
b)To put a cap on your dog

Person 1: "Dude I got with these two absolute BADDIES last night"
Person 2: "Cap your dog"

by peebs4lyfe January 11, 2023

Montana Mad Dog

When two grown ass men are performing rough anal sex doggy style, and the man receiving is on a kinky leash. Both men will often bark when performing the Montana Mad Dog.

Last night I went to the bar and found a sexy muscular man, we went back to my apartment and performed the Montana Mad Dog.

by Mason Fisler November 9, 2022

My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022