Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022

Shitting-halfwaynLetingithang

To execrete bodily waste only halfway and letting it suspend for a prolonged amount of time.

Kyle took a dump halfway but had to answer a phonecall, thus he is shitting-halfwaynLetingithang.

by TheBLACKPRIDE February 10, 2007

Tits and shits

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017

Renegade Shit

Taking a shit at someone else's house without asking first. It is a betrayal of trust, as proper etiquette is asking the homeowner if you can take a shit at their house. It is sneaky and can cause distrust between the individuals for years to come.

It can also be shitting during a party in a restroom which will be frequently used by the other party attendees. Therefore, destroying the bathroom enjoyment of the many people who will be using that restroom after you.

Taking a shit in a bathroom located near a kitchen or living room. This type of shit may cause the stink to leak into the common space, and ruin the day of the individuals enjoying that area.

Tommy just went into the bathroom and dropped a horrible Renegade Shit. He didn't even ask me if he could take a shit in my house. Now the whole kitchen smells like shit and he just ruined my party. If he asked, I would have told him he was more than welcome to shit upstairs, where he would have been able to enjoy his shit, not rush, and not stink up the whole downstairs. Now everyone is leaving my party. Thanks a lot Tommy. We can no longer be friends, since I don't trust you any longer.

by Frankie McMuffin September 25, 2014