A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
Get the John Pork Crashoutmug. A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart Johnmug. A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.
"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021
Get the John Wickmug. - John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once
Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.
by AlexPrule321 July 29, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020
Get the john muldermug. 
(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018
Get the John Wilkes Boothingmug.