Double Nostriling

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.

Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!

by Etrenis February 20, 2009

double clean

the result in which your clothes are cleaned after being laundry limboed

After I flung that shirt in the laundry limbo, it was double clean!

by cSMIF March 3, 2009

Double Fings

Fat wings that appear on an extremely fat person not once, but twice. (see also fings)

I see Debbie is sporting the double fings today. Now that is what I call class.

by Shawn Marie March 4, 2009

Double Windsor

After giving one a Cincinnati Bow Tie pinch off a large loaf half way into breathing hole, second half of loaf resembles designer neck tie

Hey Shiela did your room mate at the American Lung Society give you that lovely double windsor?

by gman2000 March 6, 2009

Double-Frontin'

When a "dealer" that receives a small amount of weight on a front but is unable to move his/her weight in the amount of time necessary to positively influence his/her importance and influence in the game. To protect his/her rep from ridicule and shame, the "dealer" requests a second front to appear as if he/she has a lucrative career moving weight whilst neglecting their previous front and debt resulting from the "dealer's" need to play gangster and ending in a fatal gunshot wound to the chest.....or methamphetamine addiction.

"You want another 30 pills? I just gave you 30 three days ago and I ain't seen one fuckin nickel of my money. Where's my mother fuckin pills Steve?"

"I have them all sold, but I'm just waitin on people to pay me. They are out of town right now and will be back next week. I just need to help out some friends between then. I'll have your money back to you in an hour. I swear."

"Double-frontin' son of a bitch. We're gonna have to ride together because I don't have enough gas to get to fantasy land. Go get my fuckin money for the last 30 pills or I'm gonna shit in your mouth and shoot you in the chest.

....fuckin Steve."

by Dr. Shakalu July 2, 2008

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

double decker

One set of tits on top of another.

I thought that girl had a double decker but it turns out the bottoms were implants.

by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009