sometimes brown or green. its a human garbage disposal in a way, and half the time it smells like a bitch rolling in mud with dirty shoes and rotten eggs all over her.
by greenaligatorwithmouthopen August 6, 2018

by frysfpos July 21, 2019

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there
by Poop knifing September 24, 2025

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.
Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.
by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023
