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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
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As large as life

employed to highlight the obvious presence of a person.
I rounded the corner and there he was, my old friend Mike, standing right in front of the bakery – as large as life!
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
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life

by Sophie Mares March 30, 2020
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Doin’ life risky

Similar to “living on the edge” but with much more flare and substance
What are you doing with four skittles and a car battery!?”

“I’m doin’ life risky.”
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grizzly life

Life of the hairy, a line usually said by someone with a large, impressive beard
*shaved man*: man, now that I have shaved, I look like a teenager!
*bearded man*: not for me man. I'm all about that grizzly life
by ClassyGirlStatus January 4, 2014
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love of seans life

friend 1: "whos the love of seans life?"
friend 2: "lauren"
by loveyousooooomuch November 25, 2020
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Life

The precursor to death
Oppenheimer: I am become death
Man: Wtf dude this is the definition for life
by Droppedbaby March 11, 2021
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