mom

OKAY BOOMER

child: mom can i go to a strip club
mom: no
child: OKAY BOOMER

by cuddlebuddy November 11, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom is the type of mom that anyone whor will sleep with cuz she is so hot

Chad i slept with ur mom cuz shes so damn hot,i might even be ur new step mom

by better luck neck time April 16, 2021

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016

mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

by Densest March 1, 2017

ure mom gey

This is an inslut shaming your mother for being homosexual, even thou its more often used as a word to end small talk.

Ure mom gey And that is the only example

by OLUIKJYHTGRFADS November 15, 2017

Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents have sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Peter: Having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is just simply ur mom! THATS IT STOOPID!

person: "ur mom"
other person: "WHAT ABOUT MY MOM HOE"

by hahahahahahahahahahhaaha April 18, 2019