Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024

Mr Linnane

Mr Linnane is that teacher with the big head, the biggest head in the school, in fact, the biggest head in the world. He always disappears during lessons, but if you watch where he goes, he will run around in the street barging in with his head shouting at people with bits of spit coming out “MY HEAD IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS”

Wow, look at that guys head, he has a mr linnane

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 2, 2020

Mr. Man Guy

A person who is chill but also very dumb at times

Hey Mr. Man Guy, are you really dumb or do you just act like it?

by Raboot4567 May 15, 2025

Mr Wills

Mr Wills (also known as Michael wills) is a cheeky deputy head who has large wood and fat gyatt. He is so handsome and when all the girls see him they faint.

Run Mr wills is coming!

by Powerfulqueefs February 18, 2024

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Mr. Blueberry

Stupid ass jay county teacher who shouldn’t even be a teacher who’s a psychotic shit head

Mr. Blueberry a bitch

by Sightseeingpro December 4, 2024

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024