by I omor January 20, 2023
Get the The John Frost Schoolmug. A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.
Avoid at all costs.
by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
Get the Johnmug. a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
Get the john funkmug. A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
Get the Pulling a Johnmug. by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023
Get the Zayne Johnmug. weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019
Get the Perfect Johnmug. 