John

A person who's brain never works and uses it as an excuse when he does something dumb.

Damn, my friend is such a John. He said he forgot how to take notes because his brain didn't work.

by LargeBowlOfRamen November 24, 2021

John

John. Is how do I put this retarded.

John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid

by Krinsey12 June 02, 2020

John

He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt

John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more

Ayoo your being John

Damn why you so John

I like men I’m a John

I suck a mean cock ima John

by Mymameiscockadoo November 23, 2021

John

A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.

OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.

by xXJxhnXx January 29, 2021

John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 05, 2019

John

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.

Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me

by Jsjsjdjdjjeejj November 20, 2021

John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020