Cheese Grater

A sexual position in which one party is the cheese and the other party is the grater.

Sarah: "I was just with Chelsea the other night..."
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 23, 2021

Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.

Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!

by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

Byronian Cheese

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.

Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira

by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024

White Cheddar Mac and Cheese

A chore with dick cheese, surrounded by pubes with dandruff.

Netflix and chill? I can bring some White Cheddar Mac and Cheese.

by Yerapous February 11, 2022

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by I am a sircle February 7, 2021

Cheese

A thing that rats eat. try it and the rats will worship you!

I will use this cheese to pacify you!

by WhatisthisplaceLOL June 25, 2020