nice guys finish last

This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind

Isaias "of course she finished first i'm not a dick head"
Ameir"nice guys finish last"

by intuition of a individual March 20, 2024

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She CLEARLY wants to leave guys

If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...

Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

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Corner Guy

Someone who sits in the corner and watches his girl get fucked.

No, Jason is my corner guy I wouldn’t sleep with him.

by SoundSpade March 22, 2024

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Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

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A person who is just stupid, not in terms of how smart they are but just in terms of common sense.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.

"For goodness sake Peter you DAFT GUY"

by ChulzDaDaftGuy March 24, 2024

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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

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