Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.

'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'

by TheCla$hster April 19, 2016

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 30, 2006

jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 30, 2006

tie one off

to shoot up drugs intravenously

Delina wanted to really "tie one off" so she bought a teener from her dealer.

by aniled June 4, 2009

to milk someone off

to kill, smoke, murder someone.

I don't go around milkin' niggaz off cause that's cowardz job.

by carlos March 15, 2004

goin off tez

No one really knows the true meaning of "goin off tez" we just are.

may involve bare drinks, drugs, fucking sick beats, freakish dance moves, and general messyness.

"Fucking Tunes upstairs!! i'm goin off tez!!"

"don't give a fuck what no-one sez, i'm goin off tez!"

by BiggD November 8, 2007