back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023
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Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018
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The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.
You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."
by Nkloud November 30, 2016
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Front Seat Back Seat

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.
Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude
by johnthebaptist6969 December 09, 2022
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Bread back

The back of a loaf ... logans back.....long crack
"Summers coming gotta work on my bread back 🍞
by Bigjay95 March 23, 2024
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J-back

A term used to describe a flat-assed female. Usually promiscious, trashy, loud, annoying and obnoxious.
-Ugh! Man did you see that chick?
-Yeah she's a real J-back..
by greenleaf44 March 10, 2010
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