A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk
John Tarshi
by John Tarshi May 2, 2018
Get the john tarshimug. Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.
by Mattman47 April 16, 2023
Get the Big John Masskiemug. 
So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018
Get the Johnmug. When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
by Leyton Richland November 18, 2020
Get the On John Ross 365mug. by big bald obama October 7, 2021
Get the John Cenamug. John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
Get the John Maddenmug.