Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

Heart fart

feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.

I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025

Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small

This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.

by Michella_. September 9, 2018

what the fart

"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.

Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..

by anonymous4651 April 16, 2023

Jug fart

Where you fart into a jug.

I just had a jug fart last night using the teacher’s marble jar for the classroom that she uses for earning points for good behavior 😂😂😂😂😳

by Alx.777 October 21, 2021

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024