Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.
While I was walking down the street this porch dick started yelling at me, so I told him to shut up and he ran out to the curb and turned into a full on lawn dick and threatened to beat me up and threw his natty light at mePorch dick asshole lawn dickletporch prickyard dick
by jenksk9 April 2, 2015
Get the lawn dickmug. Girl: i was gonna bang simon till he whipped it out and it was a piggy dick, i ran as soon as i saw it
by XenoInfrared June 5, 2016
Get the piggy dickmug. Roswell73:"Hey that girl can do that dance to me"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"
by steelmaniac17 July 21, 2009
Get the Dick Steelismsmug. by Emo yaoi~ March 19, 2017
Get the tiger dickmug. Something to yell when you canoth come up with some thing else when you are
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.
by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008
Get the shittle dicksmug. legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.
by Smasherman August 16, 2008
Get the The Dick Goblinmug. by klayzee February 21, 2008
Get the Dick bumpermug.