Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

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daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

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Everybody’s Daddy

A Twitter user who tweets lots of intelligent takes on football, music and day to day living. Lover of Arsenal and Kendrick Lamar, also has a crush on Nigerian actress Simi

Look a new tweet from Everybody’s Daddy

by Agbaa June 6, 2024

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Drug Daddy

A drug daddy is someone that makes you feel safe when taking drugs with them. Will hold you when you’re sick from too much ketamine but also will help you know the right amount of drugs for your body.

Thank you so much for looking after me whilst I was tripping on acid, drug daddy. :)

by druggybaby June 7, 2024

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