I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024

I'm cooked.

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.

"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"

by farb0sh February 27, 2024

i am cooked

Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck

Bru i am cooked

by bruhowdoiforgetabouther March 5, 2024

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024