Blue sneaks

Fat ass guy with a nice, saggylicious ballsack dropping to the floor. Also, a coach of the CHS football team.

"I love going to Strixe with Blue sneaks!"

by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022

Blue Eyes

Eyes that are blue and doesn't really effect anything else (pls note that I also have blue eyes and I'm not saying this out of jealousy)

Idiot:If you have blue eyes you are more *something* then people with brown eyes
Me: y tho

by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

Blues

Fentanyl pills that people smoke on a foil, an epidemic in Phoenix and other places near the border. Cheap and very strong high (like heroin but 10x stronger), this is a very dangerous and highly addictive drug, you'll feel withdrawals maybe 4-6 hours after using, and they are the worst withdrawals. Will turn you into a zombie that pukes all day, nods out at the bus stop, and boosts or panhandles. People are dying left and right from this stuff. Avoid at all costs.

Hey, you want any blues?
Hell no, that stuff is nasty.

by thisJUiCE August 11, 2022

Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue

I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls

by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021

Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.

Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!

by Guerre July 31, 2012

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

blue raptor

The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.

I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.

by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014