strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!

did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet

by skippydinglechalk1 February 19, 2021

Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

Cum

Cum is a tasty, salty white cream. Often used in pastries

“Hey Mike! Would you like a cum filled donut?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Cum Union

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023

Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

Cum

that white yummy substance that comes outta your glizzy that comes from your balls.

Bro, i think Sarah is addicted to my cum.

by Sairasu April 21, 2025

cum

devils milk

i love cum

by tacolover45 March 1, 2023