by Lejon Brames June 7, 2025
Get the Real Guymug. The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot
by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021
Get the Tech Guymug. Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
Get the Basic White Guymug. My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021
Get the Motorcycle Mortgage Guymug. When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019
Get the 411 guymug. by simpnation January 5, 2020
Get the Ryan Crisscross Guymug. That one friend of yours who who is a time and energy vampire, always asks for favors, and creates drama. Meanwhile, all your other friends are chill af and cause no problems with you.
by SoNotThatGuy June 18, 2016
Get the That guymug.