squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"

by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.

Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.

by king of uranus August 20, 2025

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well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 9, 2025

Hand Camp

Another word for a man jerking off.

Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"

Hey bro do you wanna go out to the bar or are you gonna stay home and Hand Camp?

Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone

by JK3Z0 July 1, 2019

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.

Hey, that guy over there is left handed.

by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022

twinkle hands

twinkly eva

“twinkle hands is emo”

by i AM the silly August 11, 2023