Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

your mom

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking

hello i am doing your mom

by braampie October 11, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is used when someone asks "what does this look like?" or "who is that?" etc. and you are too lazy to answer

"What is that?" It is ur mom"

by Syasya123 :P March 23, 2019

ur mom

popo

popo is the definition of a bad mother in ur mom

by poposucks February 1, 2021

ur mom

my wife

A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u

by leg-eaters July 7, 2022

Mom

They cool and do stuff

Mom is cool and does stuff for you

by Stanley Hudson October 14, 2019