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poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
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poop

what comes out of your moms ass
by Virginated Spookz June 12, 2021
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Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.
I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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poop

why search this up????
by idkkklolo April 21, 2022
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Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.
"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
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Poop

poop is a solid that comes out of your ass when you sit on the toilet and push.
Poop can be used for building bricks or used as soil in farms
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