Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.

Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025

Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

poop poop poop

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3 heckling times!!! What is wrong with you!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!! Read a book. Lots of things you could be doing other than LOOKING UP RANDOM THINGS ON THIS WEIRD DICTIONARY!!!

“Poop poop poop” board guy
“AHHH WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT!?!?” Guy walking his dog
“HE WILL KILL US WITH HIS BOREDOM!!!!!”worker
“RUNNNNN”

by anonymous March 16, 2021

angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 3, 2020

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025