wall of hand

A wall that looks like a hand.

Dude, we should totally go check out that wall of hand!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

Dwarf Hand

When short girl gives handjob

Yoo yesterday i got dwarf hand from that fine shyt

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.

Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!

by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017