Yoda Hand

“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando

“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”

by Chief Ten Beers December 15, 2019

Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

Hand sleeve

A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.

That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.

by Real tattooer July 16, 2022

Hand Dam

When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets

This Hand Dam isn't going to hold forever! Get the towel!

by shabam37 March 18, 2021

wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 25, 2020

latch hand

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.

Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.

by The lord of the board. May 16, 2021

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 05, 2023