Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.

Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up

by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 06, 2015

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Chocolate Thunder from Down Under

Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole

I just did a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under!

by Homeboyyyyy69 August 01, 2020

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pouring salt down my neck

When someone on the internet starts being salty towards another person for no reason, criticizes everything that person does, challenges them especially by saying they’re better than them.

Guy 1: Check this screenshot of an awesome thing I made in *random video game*
Guy 2: Sheesh! That’s super cool
Guy 3: Don’t say sheesh nerd, no one says that anymore. And I’m better than you are in that game, Guy 1
Guy 1: Jeez retard, stop pouring salt down my neck

by BidensLaptop August 12, 2021

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Dirty thunder from down under

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick

I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed

by Dr. Pain April 15, 2020

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up up down down left right left right b a start

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

by Jumpinjahosaphat January 11, 2007

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