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Joe

1. Do not ask who this man is. If you come in contact with Mr. and Mrs. Mama do avoid all questions that could possibly relate to their child. Not only that, try avoiding Yuri, Hugh, Mike, and Gabe.
Mr Mama: Hmm... have you met my well-mannered son?
Me: No, but I would love to.
Mrs. Mama: Do you know him? His name is Joe.
Me: Who is Joe again?
Mrs. Mama: ...

GAME OVER
by JoeHoe42069 October 31, 2019
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Joe Ruddy

An absolute lanky cunt who would put a pipe bomb under ya nans car. Also from Coventry and supports the ira
Yeah, he's defiantly a Joe Ruddy
by mariodfdfffegrre November 12, 2020
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Joes

To kill time, usually while I'm in jail. You could be joesing, playing cards or watching TV. Also could be used in regards to Joes someone, meaning "hold them down" talk on the phone, send money, things that would help make time fly by.
My girlfriend is my joes. She talks to me everyday.
by Tbg09 May 12, 2025
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Joe

A formidable machine in all aspects. History dictates that Joes are versatile lovers with an insatiable appetite. Usually successful at life and spread joy and laughter. Alas, prone to destructive and furious episodes.
Check out that guy, I bet he's a real Joe
by Joe, maybe February 27, 2022
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Joe Grigerek

joe is gay and sucks at soccer and hates steve victor alot...
Joe Grigerek is stupid and is in love with the almighty Kryztof!
by john sample December 14, 2008
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joe granitto

stupidasshoebaconeggancheese
Joe granitto is such a stupidasshoebaconeggancheese
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Joe

Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.

No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.

Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.

Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.

Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.
"is it a bird?"

"is it a plane?"

"no! Its Joe!"

"what is he doing at the orphanage?"
by Human protein powder July 1, 2020
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